OFFICIAL CLUB RULES
1. Thou shalt not pass judgment on any author’s bad decisions.
Only admire them.
**2. Members must bring:
– gossip
– opinions
– a desire to consume themed drinks (mocktails available!)
– and resilience.**
3. No book is too filthy; no memoir is too unhinged.
**4. Attendance is mandatory unless you are:
a) in rehab,
b) at a rave,
c) in Paris fashion week,
d) in jail, or
e) in a situationship.**
5. The official Book Club Rating System:
🌶 Sex
💊 Drugs
💅 Glamour
🤡 Chaos
😂 LOL factor
🤢 The “I Need a Shower” score
🫠 Emotional breakdowns